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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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