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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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