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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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