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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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