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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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