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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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