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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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