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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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