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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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