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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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