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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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