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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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