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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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