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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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