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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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