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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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