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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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