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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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