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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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