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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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