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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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