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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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