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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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