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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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