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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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