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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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