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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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