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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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