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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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