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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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