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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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