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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Akiva Lane
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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the clue that tells you that being cynical is not a good attitude?

The word cynical begins with the word 'sin'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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