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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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