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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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