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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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