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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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