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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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