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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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