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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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