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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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