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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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