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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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