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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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