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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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