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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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