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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Akiva Lane
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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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