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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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