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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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