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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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