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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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