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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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