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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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