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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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