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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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