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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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