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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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