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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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