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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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