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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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