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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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