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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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