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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Bob feel so calm when he surfed the web?

Because so many websites are COM.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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