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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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