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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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