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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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