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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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