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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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