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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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