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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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