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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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