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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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