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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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