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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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