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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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