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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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