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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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