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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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