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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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