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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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