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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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