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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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