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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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