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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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