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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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