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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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