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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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