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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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