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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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