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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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