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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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