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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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