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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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