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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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