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A son of a gun.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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