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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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