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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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