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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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