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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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