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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did Bob feel so calm when he surfed the web?

Because so many websites are COM.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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