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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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