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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How is a clean shirt similar to a full parking lot that is totally full?

They are both spotless.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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