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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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