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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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