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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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