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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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It escapes me.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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