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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014

When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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