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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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