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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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