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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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