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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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