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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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