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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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