Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?
Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?
What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?
What fruit can't get married quickly?
What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?
What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?
Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?
Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?
How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?
What is a gun in a hat called?
What liquid is able to run?
What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?
