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How is a clean shirt similar to a full parking lot that is totally full?

They are both spotless.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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