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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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