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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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