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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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