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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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