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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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