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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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