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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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