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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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