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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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