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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Akiva Lane
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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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