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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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