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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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