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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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