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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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