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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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