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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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