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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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