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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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