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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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