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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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