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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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A buoys club.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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