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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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