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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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