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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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