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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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