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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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