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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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