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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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