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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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