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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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