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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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