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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Gaucho Marx

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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