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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Akiva Lane
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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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