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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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