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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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