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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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