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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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