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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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