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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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