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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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