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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Akiva Lane
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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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