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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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