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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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