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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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