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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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