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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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