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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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