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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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