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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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