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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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