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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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