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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Akiva Lane
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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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