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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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