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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Shane Ronay
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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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