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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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