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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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