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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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