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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Akiva Lane
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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Akiva Lane
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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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