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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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