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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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