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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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