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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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