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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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