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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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