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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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