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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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