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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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