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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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