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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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