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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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