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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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