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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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