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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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