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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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