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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Rock and roll.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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