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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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A dessert island.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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