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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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