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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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