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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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