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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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