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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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