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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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