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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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