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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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