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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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