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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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