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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Akiva Lane
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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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