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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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